Total Medals Earned: 81 (From 23 different games.) Total Medal Score: 935 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/230 points)
start the game
buy 3 buckets
hire 5 fishermans
buy 10 nets
get 100 cps
buy 20 traps
get 1000 cps
buy 50 boats
Medals Earned: 7/30 (75/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/24 (35/350 points)
Bring your power click cooldown below 10 seconds
Gain 50 Kilojoules worth of space
Buy the "Quick Sell" Upgrade
You've traded over 150 Kilojoules
Upgrade your first plant's capacity power to level 50
Upgrade your clicking power to level 50
Upgrade your discount power to level 50
Buy a second plant
Level your idling to level 50
Gain 250 Kilojoules worth of storage
Upgrade your rubbing power to level 50
You've obtained $100,000, good job!
You've traded over 1 Megajoules
Get a golden background
Gain 1 Megajoule worth of storage
Buy a third and final power plant
Level all the levelable things to 50
Boom! You got $1,000,000
Medals Earned: 3/7 (105/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the legal way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/38 (5/500 points)
Shoot Jebediah Springfield's head off
Kill Frink with the Laser
Shoot Otto's Earphones
Reach Springfield
Shoot Fat Tony's cup
Kill the bird at least once
Get 1st Place in the leaderboards
Get 3 stars on Level 1
Get 3 stars on Level 2
Get 3 stars on Level 3
Get 3 stars on Level 4
Get 3 stars on Level 5
Get 3 stars on Level 7
Get 3 stars on Level 8
Get 3 stars on Level 9
Get 3 stars on Level 10
Get 3 stars on Level 12
Get 3 stars on Level 13
Get 3 stars on Level 14
Get 3 stars on Level 15
Get 3 stars on Level 16
Get 3 stars on Level 18
Get 3 stars on Level 19
Get 3 stars on Level 20
Get 3 stars on Level 21
Get 3 stars on Level 22
Get a 3 hit combo on todd's body
Convert all the Heathens on the Bonus Level
Complete the game 3 times in one session!
Complete the Game!
Score a load of points in Hockey Dad
Kill Sideshow Bob
Steal all the loot without dying
Kill everyone in springfield
Shoot Maud's ghost 5 times in a row
Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 11/20 (55/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (80/140 points)
You wussed out...
You reek.
A little whiskey never hurt anyone...
You came prepared, you left a winner
Chill out, you don't matter
Tell no one about this secret
Medals Earned: 5/27 (135/1,110 points)
Do a combo of 6!
Do a combo of 9!
Get a score of over 2500000!
Crush at least 100 ships in one run!
Do a combo of 12!
Get exactly 23 dolphins and pull down exactly 9 aircraft in one run!
Do NOT hassle the Hoff!
Do NOT kill the rubber duck!
Pull down all aircraft in one run!
Pull down the DeLorean in under 5:30!
Pull down the Kaman K-MAX in under 4:50!
Kill at least 125 humans in one run!
Get all kites in one run!
Get a score of over 3000000!
Pull down the HH-43 Huskie in under 4:35!
Pull down the Lockheed L-188 in under 5:40!
Pull down the MQ-9 Reaper in under 6:10!
Pull down the Piasecki H-21 in under 6:45!
Get at least 20 seagulls at Marina Del Rey!
Pull down the Short 330 in under 5:40!
Pull down the Sikorsky S-70 in under 3:30!
Pull down the Sikorsky X-2 in under 6:25!
Pull down the Space Ship One in under 5:30!
Get a score in between 2400000 and 2420000!
Get at least 10 window washers in one run!
Get at least 25 divers, 5 orcas, 10 banana-boats and 10 microlights in one run!
Crush 170 ships in one run without using any Super Jumps!